Virtual Public Onion

Such a good piece of advice.

> Corporations are people, Pizza is a vegetable, the Internet will be censored and protest is illegal. Welcome to 21st century America.

won’t someone think of the children? 画

these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.

Damn autocorrect

He’s Smiling!

Robert Pattison has gained his respect back, just for the fact that he hates Twilight as much as I do.

Herman Cain, Herman Cain!

I only wanted to see you baking pizza Herman Cain.

You should know what pineapples are

All the faces are surprised too.